Reviews from cracked audience members
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Dear Misty, I thought I'd found a lovely demon with razor-y eyes and candy colored lips that I could possibly tear from drab Chicago to stitch into the fabric of my life, but when I awoke the next morning all I had was a drug-store receipt for four bags of pop-rocks with an illegible number scrawled on back. And you were such a good kisser! I hope I didn't do something wrong that made you run away. You were so right to grab me and lead me off into that dusty foyer. People kept asking me the rest of the night what happened to my face because it was covered in gold glitter. I think I might have been a little drunk. You were so great, on stage I mean and also in person. I wish that instead of fleeing to Pennsylvania you'd lingered in the sodden half-light of a rainy New York Sunday with me forever. Yours,
cordially, S **** Hi, After she performed, I didn't see her at all. I was hoping to maybe run into her when I bought Lisa's book, but she wasn't around. When everyone was packing up to leave, I was talking w/ Bernie & Jen with a good view of her. I could've maybe talked to her then...but, she looked busy. I found every possible excuse not to talk to her. It's nights
like these that make me realize how dorky and chickenshit I really
am. I sometimes wonder how I even began a relationship w/M... but
she came after me, though. TO MISTY:  to my Dear and Most Sexxxy Lady Misty. first, i am sorry for emailing you blankly as i did. i asked you if you would be in my area soon but i neglected to let you know where my area is! forgive me, my Sweet. i am in the great land of chicago. and, as stated earlier, i was Most Pleased with your pictures on the site. and i was wondering when i would be able to grace my eyes with the presence of your Sensual Beauty in person? you look Quite Wonderful. anyway, here is a pic from last year july at a club i attend rather frequently. i am with my friend jackie. i hope to hear from you soon...my Sexxxy Lady. Adieu. - Chris reach out and touch someone: the latest Misty fan -- middle row, all the way to the right, w/the black sweat band. |
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hoopluvr24:
can we talk for a minute From Ladyfest Show 8/19 at the Congress Theater w/The Dishes, Bratmobile, ESG, Mystic, and others: misty
was brilliant,,black girl in a little girls fantasy world,,set looked
great..nice cardboard pony!!!people were confused as always,,but were
into it...lalaand on a huge stage.perfect...best of the"girl" bands,,
look
at time and say fuck misty is about to play.... i am running tword
stage while smoke machine is filling up area... at the time the theater
was housing mabye 1100 people. iD SAY 700+ were watching, i kept laughing
and screaming very loud an dkept getting awful startes from some ladys,
half the crowd was tennse, they didnt kknow what the hell to do..you
could read their faces like books: should be storm the stage and kick
that britney wannabe off? should i bring this up at the next anarchist
meeting? who is this lady think she is? who is this lady? should i
like this? is this about feminism? nice ass. this is cool. tthis sucks.
im hungry .... really great, seemed tho half of it wen tover all the
baby dykes heads. fav move: oops, silly me! /head dramticly tilted
to one side, arms raised half heartedly. sound wise it was real low-fi
probally in bedroom compuetr type way which made it pretty evil since
it had a pretty dense midrange and jumbley noise. But its all pop-beat
tech stuff, which is pretty trendy these days but misty gets the tops
for poking out the eyes of all other karakoe stage antic types. my
only future suggestion is that misty gets all the top producers in
the world to produce her tracks ( to achive more varied and thus making
it the spectical even more dangerous )and then more heads will really
roll, . regardless its all pretty perfect pretty fucking rediculous.
Mat MC- "...really liked the stripper moves, Im a man you know....
moves like that work, its a proven fact." contents:
a pony on fire, bubles, man servants, and a little girl struttin around
on stage, the unfurling of a banner "i am constantly high on cocaine".
beats and bumps that shattered by bass bone, baton twirling, 100's
of girls in the audience, Misty certainly stole the night away, leaving
me feeling very dirty. the music: along the lines of peaches (but
entertaining and good), missy elliot, kraftwerk, with a sex dripiing
version of 'are you ready for the sex girls'. luther campell's waiiting
n the wings... from The Hideout show, May 2001 "NO ShiT! talked to some kid with homemade gg allen shirt on ?yup??? i said yu goota check out miSTy>>>> so misty fucking comes out of a candyland fairy tale to a crowd of 15 friends of hers and 40 people there for puta ponda and other yawner pop punk moe bands. misty plays in the middle of two bands...her friends are all looking at eachoither like yeah no shit,,misty rules,,the butch dikes with side burns painting on loved it,,i heard to indie rocker girls "yeah, i think i actually like it" then giigled, rest of the crowd looked veryt puzzled like what in the fuck, there are no tight cords annd poppy licks, fucking perplexed. PERFECT RESPONSE MIsTY!!! when half the crowd loves you and hates you means you did something amazing. Misty wears hilary's creation,,right outta hilary's house that looks like a dollhouse easteregg. torquise and pink/purple? it was dark there. ballerina or ice skating uniform with insane camel toe and cut right up her ass, look out MISTy, fucking yeah!! lace and frillies all over the butt and top,,and that turqoise net bow on the side was beautiful. Misty screaming to "diafram me", no shit, the sound effects on her voice were fully nuts,,no one knew what to think, i heard someone say samantha fox,,NO WAY,samantha fox blew,, blonde hair is only similarty.. mistys got some innovation going on,,i know she has played wih harvey sid fisher, to live in shave in la, cock esp,waawaa,,,something about seeing misty beHer SelF made it really amazing,,,the songs were good!...nice and short set,,,,realized at that moment how in controal and out of her mind misty really is,,,it all made perfect sense why we are friends. misty may verywell b a mythological character"<>>>>>>>>>> --Pinkmagik |